As Tom walked into the coffee shop that the “Villains Only” dating app suggested, he spotted the hammer-striking-the-globe symbol of the International Villains League by the door. The front waiting area was small, cramped, and as uninviting as possible. Tom knew this helped to keep the civilians away. The IVL would also seed Yelp and Google Maps with terrible reviews to make sure no one that wasn’t in the league would show up.